Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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