break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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