Nicole vs. Life
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
This is my life. Enjoy the view
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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