The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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