I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
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