Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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