I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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