Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I had to cum in my sink.
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