Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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