scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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