I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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