I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
