Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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