I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
