Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Randomize