I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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