I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I forgot how hot balto sounded
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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