I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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