My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
