I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize
