love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Randomize
