am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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