Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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