Buhtt sex?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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