So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Just cropdusted the office
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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