Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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