When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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