have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Randomize
