just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
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