Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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