is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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