Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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