FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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