so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Need sex. Gaining weight.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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