I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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