rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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