nut hugger
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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