were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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