Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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