I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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