I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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