Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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