no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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