Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
