I wish i was in the wii world.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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