...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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