playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
bring money and cleavage
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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