Kareoke will never be a sober sport
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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