Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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