i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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