yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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