Grow some girl-balls and come out already
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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