help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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